Friday 7 November 2014

Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs

Urdu Funny Sms Biography

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Bhikhari ne Awaaz
 
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p

Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
 
Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega..:p:p

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
 
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

Full form of Girl
 
 October 13th, 2013   Category Abbreviation SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Full form of Girl
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G :Gappo mai sab se agey
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I : Innocent sirf shakal se
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R : Rone ki automatic
machine
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L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true

I’m Not Sad For Being Single
 
I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..

“Bechaarii”

Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
 
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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.jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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.wot d hell is dis
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.u dnt hv invortor…:p:p

Aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai
 
Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha
 
Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k
thak
gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra
pasand nahi aaya..
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Aurat:” Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi
lene
aayi thi…:P:P

SHADI SE PEHLE
 
SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P

Shadi se phele Ka PYAR
 
Shadi se phele Ka
PYAR:
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“Janu Tum Nahi
To Main Nahi
OR
Main Nahi
To Tum NAhi”
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Shadi K Bad Ka
Pyar:
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“KAMINI”
Aaj Tu Nahi
YA Main Nahi….:P:P

Husband: may tang agaya hun
 
Husband: may tang agaya hun
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Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
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Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
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Wife:
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hamara duppata..:P:P

1 yehi baat mujhy chain
 
1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??

Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye
 
Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P

Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu
 
1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To
Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta

2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi..:P:P

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??
 
Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Pizza Hunt: yes sir

Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo

Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba… :P:P

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se
 
Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:”aap dance
karogi..:))
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Ladki sharma k boli:”yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi..??
Girl Shocked- Boy Rocked



Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs
Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs


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