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Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy: Aur Mujhe Sab Behnoi Kehte Hain.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Colgate se dant saf krne ka,
Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka,
Babul se fresh krne ka..
Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to..
Bindas HARPIC use krne ka......................latest funny sms in hindi

chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
chinku– Kya hua?
tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”.....................................................latest funny sms in hindi

Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream...
B'coz they want to say...
L-love
A-and
K-kiss
M-me
E-everyday !!!

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently,
they have no service.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Rahul : Maa aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai.
Soniya : Wo kaise ?
Rahul : Aapke har poster me likha hota hai
Soniya ko "BAHUMAT" do...................................latest funny sms in hindi

Arz kiya Hai:

Unki yaad mai hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!

Aur woh itne bewafa aye aur usse naha k chal diye

Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions
Than A Wise Can Answer.

Now We Know Why All Of Us
Are Speechless During The Viva

Psychology of life:
At d beginning of any relationship evry girl treats hr bf as "GOD."
Bt later on somehow d alphabets get reversed.

After drinking:-
Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.

but..

women can do all these without drinking...!

Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi,
Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
vr invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de......................latest funny sms in hindi

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.

In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..

“Maa”
Maa Kya Hai?
Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam,
Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He,
Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K
.
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Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain

ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq.

Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.

Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To Majburi.

Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.

Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To Majburi.

Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha.
‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’
doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.

SUNDAY means:
S= Sotay Raho
U= Utho Dair Se
N= Nahao Mat
D= Dekho T.V
A= Aram Karo
Y= Yad Kro Sirf Mujie..
So, Enjoy Your Sunday…

boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.

Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!
girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..

Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aj tk kisi ne na kiya ho
Larka : kamini zaleel I love U ,
mujh se shadi kr k mujhe brbad kr de kambakhat…. ;-)

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
.
.
He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant...!!

A dead boy ws takn 2 heaven
God ws shockd 2 c his hrt beatng.
Boy: Only I'm dead bt my gf stil livs in my hrt.
God smild
& d boy ws sent 2
HELL 4 his ovracting.

Hey pls Tell me very frankly, do i look stupid? Dumb? Mad? Nuts? Alien?n Psycho? Plz tell me .. Coz just now sm1 told me tht i look like U!!;) reply.

Jo jete vo sikandr
jo hare vo jail ke andar
jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jhappi
Jo SMS na bheje usko mayawati ki papi
Choice is Urs.

If u care 4 me - I care 4 u
U miss me - I miss u,
U msg me- I msg u
U gussa - I gussa
U 4gt me - Na munna na

I'm different Fir to goliya chalengi

When girl is 18 she's ready 2
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
"VOTE"
Kbhi "DESH" k bare me bhi soch Liya Karo......

Bcoz it gives bed bt not sleep
It gives books bt not Mind
It gives luxuries bt not happiness
So
Tranfer it 2 my account......

hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua?
hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua
Hm muqadar ko bevkuf banake din me hi so jate hai.....

When ever "I wanna fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in love wid me"
n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyaar kare....Isnot it?

bago me phul to khilte rahenge, raat me diye bhi jalte rahenge....
bas bhagwan apko khush rakhe, baki pareshan to hum apko krte hi rahenge....

Tomato,
potato,
brinjal,
ginger,
carrot
onion,
garlic,
arey dekh kya rahe ho "VEG sms hai kisi ko bhi bhejo...."

Haryana ka jaat 1 chori te apne pyar ka izhaar krne gaya...
Jaat - I luv U
Chori - Thappad marun key?
Jaat- phir ghusand na khavegi....

chinku: Yaar Dr. ne mujhe se kaha hai ki mujhe AIDS hai. yeh AIDS kya hota hai?
pinku :
A?Ab
I? Is
D? Duniya se
S? Sat shriya kaal

Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle,
uska har panna tumse khud puche
beta tabiyet to thik hai na?
aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....

U r d one who is charming
U r d 1 who is Intelligent
U r d 1 who is CUTE
and I am d one who is spreading these rumours...

chinku & minku sath me kahi ja rahe the
1 ladki pass se nikli
chinku: Wah yaar kya maal hai
minku: Are yaar maal se yaad aya, bhabhi kaisi hai?

Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai?
Sardar utha
Teacher: shabash bete batao
Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..

Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai....
tumhare pass kya hai.....?
Smart answer:
mere pass
"Aur bhi kaam hain"....

D best line wich helps 2 save money when going on dinner with girlfrnd-
"Bol kya khayegi Moti.....

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