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Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !! (punjabi insult sms)

Kal sajna di tarfon khat aaya Asan khat dy badly khat likhya Un’na laal siyahi naal khat likhya Asan kad k jigar di rt(khoon) likhya Asan shan mutabik sajna di khat bara khush khat likhjya mattan Sajan naraz na ho jaway assan lafaz wafa wt wt(bar bar) likhya.

Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave, Changi – bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave… Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi, Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave…

Lo g Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer Na zuban se Na fone se DIRECT DIL SE Nara awam da Zardari haraam da Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal da..

Kadi Mehak Nai Mukdi Phullan Vichon Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy. Koi Qadar Na Jany Pyar Di Dil Tutdy Tutdy Tut Jandy… Koi Mool Nia Jug Te Rishtyaan Da AY Chutdy Chutdy Chut Jandy.. Kadi Pyaar NAi Mukda Dilaan Wichoon Saah Mukdy Mukdy Mukk Jandy..

Main Te Raat Haneri Jad V Turde Dushman Surkh Savera, Mal Beh Janda C Raawa Goori Neend Ch Sab Khalkat Suti Te Main Gam Nu Howke Lai Lai Gaawan Bhul K Sajjna Dil Na Laavi Hundiyan Ishq Diyan Sakhat Sajawan Ja Sohneya Tu Sada Khushian Maane Jashan Diyan Ta Bas Tere Layi Ehi Dili Duawaa

Dear Sir, Benti Hai Ke Aaj Kal School Vich Dil Nahi Lagda, Te Raat Nu Neind Nahi Andi, Kyoke School Vich Kuriyan Ghat Ne Te Saddi Class Vitch Ik Vi Nahi Hai Jo Hai Oh Sab Eniyan Ajeeb Ne K Dekhan Nu Ji Ni Karda Te Madmaan V Koi Khaas Pataka Nahi Han. Hor Ni Ta Kuchh Kamavaliyan Hi Sohniyan Rakh Lavo. Aap Ji Da Bahut Dhanwadi Howanga Your Faithfully, Anwar Masood

1 Rajpoot Ko English Sikhaany K Ly 1 Angrez Ki Duty Lagi 10 Din Tak Rajpoot Or Angrez 1 Room Me Bnd Rahy 10 Din Baad Angrez Room Sy Ye Kehte Hoay Nikla Yo Koni Seekhda Ry Bai Yo Koni Seekhda.

Once There Was A Admi. He Was Cutting Saag With Daatri. He Saw A Wadda Sara Sapp. He Began To Cry, Bachao, Bachao I Am Maring, Then His Piyoo, Take A Sota And Kill The Sapp, When O Gaya Nerrey, They Saw That Was Not A Sapp That Was A Kala Rassa. Moral: Vekh K Rola Paya Karo.

Ashaq Ne Chand Se Ik Din Kaha, Bta Mera Mehbob Kesa Hy? Us Ne Kaha, Pehli Gal Ay K Me Tere Piyo Da Nokr Nai Te Doji Gal Ay K Inni Doron Nazar Vi Kuj Ni Aanda. Teji Gal Ay K Ayho Jai Beghairtian Zamen Tak Rakhia Karo Menu Na Wich Paya Karo…. (Jokes in punjabi sms)

1 Rajpoot Ko English Sikhaany K Ly 1 Angrez Ki Duty Lagi 10 Din Tak Rajpoot Or Angrez 1 Room Me Bnd Rahy 10 Din Baad Angrez Room Sy Ye Kehte Hoay Nikla Yo Koni Seekhda Ry Bai Yo Koni Seekhda. (The angrez jokes)

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