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Tuesday 4 November 2014

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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’
Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

Someone Asked Shakespeare:

"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said

......"A Week Has 7 Days;

Can U Say Which Day Is

Younger,Either Sunday Or

Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In

Age..."

Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:

Senior Girls R Also

Available For Boys'.:-P

odern Mehman Nawazi !!
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When Guest Visit Your Home,
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You Should Be a Good Host And Ask
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KiYa LenGay…?

Tea,
Cold Drink,

Yaa…
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..

Wi-Fi ka PassWord?? :) :P
Mehaknay Lagay ga Badan ye Tumhara

Hum Ankhon se aisi Shararat Karen gy.

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