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Pathan class me hans raha

September 6th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
Pathan class me hans raha tha.
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Ek larki boli : Stand Up!
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Pathan : Tum kon?
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Larki : Me Monitor hun.
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Pathan : Hahaha Tera zamana gaya,
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ab “L.C.D” chalti hai.. :) :D

Mujhy film me kaam kernay

September 1st, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
Pathan: Mujhy film me kaam kernay ka bohat shoq hai.
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Director: Acha Aap ko Roll kon sa
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pasand hai??
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Pathan: Qeemay Wala.. :) :D

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RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer

August 30th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu), Sardar SMS
RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer:
Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train
ek hi track pe aamny samny se
aa rahi hain to tum kya karoge?
Sardar:
Main kanta badal donga.
Officer:
Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:
Main Red signal donga.
Officer:
Light na ho to?
Sardar:
Main Red jhanda dikha doonga.
Officer:
Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:
Main Chotay Bhai ko bula longa.
Officer:
Kyun?
Sardar:
Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.. :D :D

Lips se lips milty hain

August 26th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Lips se lips milty hain to kia hota
hai ..?
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Aye hayee
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Munh band ho jata hai or kia..
Mulk se zyda Soch badlne ki bht zrurat hai
tm logo ki.. :D :)

Matric k bad kia kro gey??

August 20th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
Friend: Matric k bad kia kro gey??
pathan: Agr fail hua to Mochi banun ga,
Friend: Agr pass hue to??
Pathan: Phr to inshallah hm apna Tandoor kholey ga.. :D :)

Doctors Ki Team Ne

August 20th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Doctors Ki Team Ne “MOUT” Pe Research Ki hY,
Aur Wo is Nateejey Per Puhunchey hYn
k,,
Mout Allah ki taraf se aati he,
kisi ko msg karney sy nahin aati.. :D kamino

Tamam log sunn len

July 27th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu), Funny SMS Jokes
Tamam log sunn len

Garmi bht ho gayi hy.
Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy.

Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen
Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den

Q k

“BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy.

Mera farz tha ap ko batana
or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :) :p

Customer to Banker

July 13th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Customer to Banker:
Agar mein aaj cheque deposit karwata houn,
to kitnay din mein clear ho ga..?
Banker:
Sir, 2-3 din lagein ge..
Customer:
Dono Banks aamne saamne hain,
phir itnay din Q lagein ge.?
Banker:
Sir, procedure to follow karna parta hai.
For example: agar aap Qabristan ke bahir,
accident mein mar jatay hain,
to pehlay aap ko Ghar le kar jaein ge,
Ghusal dein ge,
kafan pehnaein ge,
Janaza prhein ge,
ya wahien dafna dein ge..?
Customer: . . . . . . “Lanat teri misaal te”..:p:p

Suno G Jis Molvi ne

July 10th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Wife & Husband SMS
Wife: Suno G Jis Molvi ne
Humara Nikaah Parhaya tha,
Wo Aaj Faut ho gya hai…
Husband: Burey Kam da Bura Nateeja..:p:p

Adult Msg

July 10th, 2014 Category Funny Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Boy: Tumhari Ammi Kya Karti Hain?
Girl: Un Ka Beauty Parlour Hai,
Woh Dulhan Tayyar Krti Hain.
Tum Batao Tumharay Abbu Kya Krtay Hain?
Boy: Woh Dulha Tayyar Krtay Hain.
Girl: Wao…
Tou Kya Un Ka Bhi Beauty Parlour Hai?
Boy: Nahin…….Woh HAKEEM Hain..:p:p

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1 pagal dusry pagal se

July 6th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
1 pagal dusry pagal se udasi Se:
Sab log Humain pagal kyun kehty hain?
Dusra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar.,
Ay Le Tamatar.
Tay
SHAKANJWI Bana…:-p

Taab-e-daar GUJJRA

June 12th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
“Teacher student se: Taab-e-daar ka jumla bnao.
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Student: “Japhi kut k j pavein ikk war GUJJRA.
Sari zindgi rava gi Taab-e-daar GUJJRA..:p:p

“Jahaz” bn jaye ga

June 11th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Aap se thori si help chahye..
Mai ksi ko 9th Clas ka Math prha rha hn.
Mjy bs ye bta do plz k agr hm Quadrtic
Formula use krty hue ’0′ ko equivalent len
aur Variable ka Square Rot nkal kr usko
Integrate kren to jo ansr aye usko rplace
Equation me put kr k Evaluate kren aur
Cnstnt ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nkal kr
Graph Paper pr plot kren to kya
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us paper ka “Jahaz” bn jaye ga??:p:p

Haircut At Saloon

June 6th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Haircut At Saloon..

Girl: Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak..
Zyada short mat kar dena,
Curls bhi chahiye.

Boy: Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage..:p:p

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ

June 5th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na howa karo
DOSTO
Sunaa hai k beautiful log km bola krte hain
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_//_ Oh My God Tusi ty baraa ee rola pande o..:p:p

Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men

May 31st, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men murga khany
gaya lekin murgay ka English word bhool gaya.
Waiter: What do u like to have sir?
Pathan: one plate egg ka papa plz..:p:p

Funny Message

May 22nd, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay …
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy
k humaray Ghar main jin hain
Baap: Saman pack karo …
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay..
Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy..:p:p

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