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Tuesday 4 November 2014

Funny Sms In Urdu Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs

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Frong 2 Najoomi:
Frong 2 Najoomi:
Pls tell my future;

Najomi:
A young smart girl, will touch u

Frog:
WOW: When & where??

Najoomi:
Next semester in Bilogy Lab…..D

Iska pasive voice banao.

Teacher: Iska pasive voice banao.

“Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain”.

Stdnt:”Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson
mein Bachay ho jaty hain…

zip dekh kar

Ek Urdu ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar
class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?

Teacher ko gussa aya

teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

Meri skin bohat soft,

Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft,
mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon? Doctor: “KUNDI”

Insan shaadi kyun karta hia?

Insan shaadi kyun karta hia?

Is liye ta’kay marnay ke baad
Agar Jannat main jaye to acha feel kare

Or

Agar Jahannum main jaye to Ajeeb na lage……

Sulagta Jism

Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..?

Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan

Agar hai To usko

DENGI VIRUS hai. TAKE CARE.

Agar koi larki pareshan hai

Agar koi larki pareshan hai
ya udass hai to ye taveez usko
send karo khush ho jaye gi,
Aazmana zaroor.
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5 cror ka sawal

LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha
“Pakistan may aisa kon ha jo 1 saal m 1 bar nahata hai?
yaqeen karo 5 crore pe laat mar di
mgr tmara naam nahi btaya.

Line marne k bohut se tareque hain

Line marne k bohut se tareque hain
Jinme se 3 mandrja zail hiain
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1. Pencil se…)
2. Pen se…)
3. Marker se..)
Be positive ……..

Funny Sms In Urdu Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs