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Tuesday 4 November 2014

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boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good???
girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off

Koi Darwaza Rang keeta
“wah wah wah”
koi Darwaza Rang keeta
Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan Tang Keeta !

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

have the job
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Girlfriends
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends

An Englishman
An Englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down

“Father in law”.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

A Love Letter
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…

Dad & Son
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Girls?
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.

Dream makes everything possible
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

Urs lovingly
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

Free Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs