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Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi

Railway me job hai karoge?
Salary 35,0000/- monthly
Job details: Rajdhani express ka head light kharab ho gaya hai.
Torch lekar aage-aage bhagna hai

1 Electric Taar ko dusre Elctrc Taar se pyar ho jata hai, To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge?

Socho

Socho

Arey “CURRENT AFFAIR”

Ap Imandar Snskari Sundar Sushil Smajdar Khubsurat Dimagwale ho Pata Karo Ye Afwah Kaun Faila rha he ..!!

for the first time in d history of sms.. “3D” sms in ur mobile…
See & enjoy…& remember,
I sent it first to u.. D D D

Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?

Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Pata Nahi Q Sb Mujh Se Yehi Kehte Hain!

KABHI naak pe KABHI gaal pe kiss kiss kiss kiss kadar makhiya tang karti he !!

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao. Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe, bhuka marta roti pe, masterji tumhari do beti hai, par mai mrta hun choti pe.

Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc
But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials
The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect

Ek katori lo, usme kuch angoor dalo, phir mirror k paas jao, pata hai tumhe kya dikhega? “langoor ke hath me anguur”

Aapko ek film karni hai, jis mein aapka LEAD ROLE hoga. Film me apko pani k talab me utarna hai film ka naam hai.. “Gayi Bhais Pani me”

Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai, zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah wah khuda ki kasam, shayeri khatm.

Har mod ka mukam nahi hota, Dil k risto ka koi naam nahi hota, Discovery ki help se khoja hai tumhe, Warna aap jaise jeev ka milna aasan nahi hota.

There is nothing greater than PARENTS in this world.. So GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. ;) Think different…!! Do differnt..!!

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side!

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga
Jab mene mandir me 1 ladki ko cigrte pite dekha
Ghor kalyug u cant believe mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi gir gayi

A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved
HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 – calling.

Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae, Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost, Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.

Pappu- Yaar rReliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!
Dipu- Oye itna bhi nahi malum
3 Gujrati Chor
DDhiru
MMukesh
AAnil

Lord Shiv- kuch var mango
Bhkt- guiter do
Shiv- aur kuch mango
Bhkt- nai guiter
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!

Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, it can’t search . . . . the chappals u lost at the temple

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt

What is diffrence between Problem & Talent? so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?
Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai. or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

Which is longest toilet in d world ..!! . . .
Ans: Indian Railway Track U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.

Pappu-Yaar Ye South-Indian Itne Kaale Q Hote He?!
Dipu-Q Ki Wo 24 Ghante SuN Tv Or SuRYa Tv Hi Dekhte Rhete He.

Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
BEWAkuf mil gaya

DAD went school to get son’s report card. BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi DAD: To phir kab aaun me? MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad. DAD: Wowh!

Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko kaunse tables aata he

Pappu:
Cycle k break hath me lekar nach raha tha!! !
Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu?
Pappu-oye!
BREAK DANCE kar rha hoon!

Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai?
Think b4 read
Q k log kehte h k kisi k Sukh me jao ya na, par dukh me jarur jana chahiy

Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Indians Invented Missed Call.!

You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion
But Not Ur “Loose Motion”

Shayari 4 u
Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah)
Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah)
2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya

Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!
Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money Rich girl: my credit card
bt Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo

1 Frog asked astrologer, “plz tell my future”
Ast: a young smart beatiful girl will touch u
Frog: great!but when&where? Ast: in zoology lab

Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girlfriend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom, Bahut KISS Liye!!

Pappu – Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.
Dipu- are wah, Wo kaise?
Pappu- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu..

Sir to Student: “What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers, “Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !

Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun Cow:
Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT Frndship is “FEVICOL” nahi chodenge !!

Biwi (Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimag Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!
Husband (Pyar Se): To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho?

Every women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI – Before marriage.
LAXMI – After marriage.
BAI – After children.

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