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Why are you late
Posted on May 30, 2011
Principal: Why are you late.. All your class fellows came to class in time..

Student: Group bna kar to kutte ate hain Sir.. Sher to akela ata hai. . . . .

Posted in Jokes SMS, Misleading SMS, Naughty SMS
Student ne Chowkidar se pocha
Posted on May 30, 2011
1 Student ne MBA ka form fill krty hue Chowkidar se pocha: Janab kaisa hai ye College?

Chowkidar: Bohat hi Acha hai maine b yahan se hi MBA kya tha…

Posted in Funny SMS, Jokes SMS, Question And Answer SMS, Smile SMS
Student ka Haath Dekh ker
Posted on May 28, 2011
Najoumi: student ka Haath Dekh ker Bola:”Beta Tum Bohat Parhogy.”

Student: “Salary, Parh To Main 13 Saal Sy Rha Hoon,Ye Bta Pass Kb Hon ga…?

Posted in Exam SMS, Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS, Jokes SMS
Jeetay Hain To Koi Haal
Posted on May 27, 2011
“Jeetay” Hain To Koi “Haal” Tak Nahi Puchhta

“Dost”

“Martay” Hain To Sara Muhallah “BIRYANI” khane ajata hai.
(‘.’)> / ) Lo Batao yar ” /?.

Posted in ASCII SMS, Jokes SMS, Misleading SMS
Maa kiya hai
Posted on May 27, 2011
“MAA”

Maa kiya hai?

MAA ABU ki bivi hai

Har baat mein Emotional na ho jaya karo icon wink Maa kiya hai

Posted in Funny SMS, Husband Wife SMS, Jokes SMS, Mother's Day SMS
Memon K Betay Ki Roti per
Posted on May 27, 2011
Memon K Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer Gaya.

Son to memon: Ab Main Ye Roti Nahi Khaonga.

Memon: Kha Le Beta,
Choohy Ne Konsi Chappal Pehni Hui Thi icon smile Memon K Betay Ki Roti per

Posted in Funny SMS, Jokes SMS, Naughty SMS
Pathan In Computer Exam
Posted on May 27, 2011
Pathan In Computer Exam

Examiner
“What is Microsoft Excel?”

Pathan: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer. icon biggrin Pathan In Computer Exam

Posted in Funny SMS, Jokes SMS, Smile SMS
Ek baat karni hai
Posted on May 27, 2011
Call me. Ek baat karni hai.

Mujhe pata tha mere dost sms ka POST MARTAM kar dain ge par call nahi karen ge.

Posted in Funny SMS, Jokes SMS
Married think at day time
Posted on May 26, 2011
Bachelors think dat
Married men r lucky.
Married think dat Bachelors r lucky.
The point is that
Bachelors think at night
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.
&
Married think at day time.

Posted in Cool SMS, Jokes SMS, Khichdi SMS
Abhi aap ki pyaar krne
Posted on May 13, 2011
“Well C me” = To = www.l ve.com
Enter your: Password

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Abhi aap ki pyar krne ki umar nai aie..

Please visit..
www.feeder-choosni.com

Importent reserch
Posted on April 12, 2011
Importent reserch!!

Bahir ke dunya k 1 maya naz group nay karachi aur Blochistan k darmeyan sea side men intehai gehraee men 1 reserch ke ,
Aur onhon nay dekha k mukhtalif qism ki fishes gool dairay men chakkar lagatay howay kuch khaas qism ke
Aawaz nakalti hen, onhon nay os Aawaz ko record kr k apnay head office k reserch center men sunna tu wo heran reh ga-ay k fishes B aisa bol sakti hen ?

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Munni badnam hovi darling teray leye ! ,’?/

Ghor say parhnay ka shukriya!!

Posted in Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS, Jokes SMS, Khichdi SMS, Smile SMS
No More Tears
Posted on April 11, 2011
I wish every relationship in ur life come with the same tag as Johnson’s baby shampoo…

NO MORE TEARS..

Posted in Jokes SMS
Shadi karna bhi zaroori hai
Posted on April 11, 2011
“Zindagi mein “SHAADI”
karna B zar0ori hai”

Po0cho q?

?

?

?

?

“Kyun k..

“Zindagi may “SUKOON”
hi sab kuch nhi hota

Posted in Husband Wife SMS, Jokes SMS
Raat mujh se star ne kaha
Posted on April 11, 2011
1 Raat mujh sy Star ne kaha

Tum Q us ko sMs krty ho ?
Jo tmhai Miss nhi krty

Maine Star se kaha

Beta apna kam kr
Star ban
Star Plus ki AUNTY na ban-:)(

Posted in Jokes SMS, Smile SMS
Har Larki Ki Shan
Posted on April 10, 2011
Mobile Hy Har Larki Ki Shan,

Call Kar K Larkon Ko Krti Hain Pareshan,

MISS BELL aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain Meri Jan

Tumhari Aawaz Sunny Ko Tarasty Hain Mery Kaan,

12 Boyfriend Bana Kar Banti Hain Pehlwan

Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Heran,

Kehti Hain Larkon Ko Ullu Banana Buhat Hy Aasan,

Hosh Kar Mery Yaar Ankhen Khol K Pehchan

Mat Aa in Larkiyo K Chakkar Mai Ye Sab Hain Shetan

Ab Kisi Larki Ki Call Aaye To Usko Bolna G Baji Jaan…

Posted in Flirt SMS, Jokes SMS, Naughty SMS, Shayari SMS
Pakistan or India k President
Posted on April 1, 2011
Breaking news!

ICC ki janib se Pakistan or India k President pe match fix krne k ilzam me case kr diya gya hy or match dubara krwane pe ghor.
See the geo news.
Ab to india gaya.
Geo ICC.
Spreed dis msg to all pakistanies.
April Fool….=PpP

Posted in April Fools SMS, Jokes SMS
Tumhari girlfriend Gum Hui
Posted on April 1, 2011
Police:Tumhari girlfriend Gum Hui To Tum ne Police Ko Q Nahi Bataya

Sardar: Q K Jub Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din chala k wapis kya tha. . .

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