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3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey

I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.

Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?

Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!

This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!

Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...

I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....

A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.

How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.

Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!

Minds are like Parachutes.
They work best when open

If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together

Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.

All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.

CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?

Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing

I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.

My eyes are hurting coz I can't see U,
My arms are empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips are cold coz I can't kiss U
but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again

True friends warm the heart,
make you laugh, smile...
yes, you are a true friend.

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.

Memories last forever, they simply never die,
true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested

I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.
Each day I tell those Angels,
you are my best of friends.

Friendships multiply joys and divide grief.

Without humor, life sucks
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
life is nearly impossible.

If you need advice, text me...
if you need a friend, call me ...
if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?

Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering

A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women

What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message

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