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New Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs

New Funny Sms Biography

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Pathan class me hans raha

September 6th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
Pathan class me hans raha tha.
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Ek larki boli : Stand Up!
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Pathan : Tum kon?
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Larki : Me Monitor hun.
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Pathan : Hahaha Tera zamana gaya,
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ab “L.C.D” chalti hai.. :) :D

Mujhy film me kaam kernay

September 1st, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
Pathan: Mujhy film me kaam kernay ka bohat shoq hai.
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Director: Acha Aap ko Roll kon sa
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pasand hai??
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Pathan: Qeemay Wala.. :) :D

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RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer

August 30th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu), Sardar SMS
RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer:
Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train
ek hi track pe aamny samny se
aa rahi hain to tum kya karoge?
Sardar:
Main kanta badal donga.
Officer:
Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:
Main Red signal donga.
Officer:
Light na ho to?
Sardar:
Main Red jhanda dikha doonga.
Officer:
Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:
Main Chotay Bhai ko bula longa.
Officer:
Kyun?
Sardar:
Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.. :D :D

Lips se lips milty hain

August 26th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Lips se lips milty hain to kia hota
hai ..?
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Aye hayee
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Munh band ho jata hai or kia..
Mulk se zyda Soch badlne ki bht zrurat hai
tm logo ki.. :D :)

Matric k bad kia kro gey??

August 20th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
Friend: Matric k bad kia kro gey??
pathan: Agr fail hua to Mochi banun ga,
Friend: Agr pass hue to??
Pathan: Phr to inshallah hm apna Tandoor kholey ga.. :D :)

Doctors Ki Team Ne

August 20th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu)
Doctors Ki Team Ne “MOUT” Pe Research Ki hY,
Aur Wo is Nateejey Per Puhunchey hYn
k,,
Mout Allah ki taraf se aati he,
kisi ko msg karney sy nahin aati.. :D kamino

Tamam log sunn len

July 27th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu), Funny SMS Jokes
Tamam log sunn len

Garmi bht ho gayi hy.
Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy.

Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen
Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den

Q k

“BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy.

Mera farz tha ap ko batana
or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :) :p

Customer to Banker

July 13th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Customer to Banker:
Agar mein aaj cheque deposit karwata houn,
to kitnay din mein clear ho ga..?
Banker:
Sir, 2-3 din lagein ge..
Customer:
Dono Banks aamne saamne hain,
phir itnay din Q lagein ge.?
Banker:
Sir, procedure to follow karna parta hai.
For example: agar aap Qabristan ke bahir,
accident mein mar jatay hain,
to pehlay aap ko Ghar le kar jaein ge,
Ghusal dein ge,
kafan pehnaein ge,
Janaza prhein ge,
ya wahien dafna dein ge..?
Customer: . . . . . . “Lanat teri misaal te”..:p:p

Suno G Jis Molvi ne

July 10th, 2014 Category Funny SMS (Urdu), Wife & Husband SMS
Wife: Suno G Jis Molvi ne
Humara Nikaah Parhaya tha,
Wo Aaj Faut ho gya hai…
Husband: Burey Kam da Bura Nateeja..:p:p

Adult Msg

July 10th, 2014 Category Funny Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Boy: Tumhari Ammi Kya Karti Hain?
Girl: Un Ka Beauty Parlour Hai,
Woh Dulhan Tayyar Krti Hain.
Tum Batao Tumharay Abbu Kya Krtay Hain?
Boy: Woh Dulha Tayyar Krtay Hain.
Girl: Wao…
Tou Kya Un Ka Bhi Beauty Parlour Hai?
Boy: Nahin…….Woh HAKEEM Hain..:p:p

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1 pagal dusry pagal se

July 6th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
1 pagal dusry pagal se udasi Se:
Sab log Humain pagal kyun kehty hain?
Dusra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar.,
Ay Le Tamatar.
Tay
SHAKANJWI Bana…:-p

Taab-e-daar GUJJRA

June 12th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
“Teacher student se: Taab-e-daar ka jumla bnao.
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Student: “Japhi kut k j pavein ikk war GUJJRA.
Sari zindgi rava gi Taab-e-daar GUJJRA..:p:p

“Jahaz” bn jaye ga

June 11th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Aap se thori si help chahye..
Mai ksi ko 9th Clas ka Math prha rha hn.
Mjy bs ye bta do plz k agr hm Quadrtic
Formula use krty hue ’0′ ko equivalent len
aur Variable ka Square Rot nkal kr usko
Integrate kren to jo ansr aye usko rplace
Equation me put kr k Evaluate kren aur
Cnstnt ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nkal kr
Graph Paper pr plot kren to kya
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us paper ka “Jahaz” bn jaye ga??:p:p

Haircut At Saloon

June 6th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Haircut At Saloon..

Girl: Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak..
Zyada short mat kar dena,
Curls bhi chahiye.

Boy: Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage..:p:p

Mere chup rehne se NARAZ

June 5th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na howa karo
DOSTO
Sunaa hai k beautiful log km bola krte hain
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< (',' )>
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_//_ Oh My God Tusi ty baraa ee rola pande o..:p:p

Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men

May 31st, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu), Pathan SMS
Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men murga khany
gaya lekin murgay ka English word bhool gaya.
Waiter: What do u like to have sir?
Pathan: one plate egg ka papa plz..:p:p

Funny Message

May 22nd, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay …
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy
k humaray Ghar main jin hain
Baap: Saman pack karo …
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay..
Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy..:p:p

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Ladke Agar Amir ban jaye To – Hindi Joke
Posted in Funny Quote, Funny Shayari and tagged amir, ladke on March 30, 2013
Ladke Agar Amir ban jaye To
Wo bigad jate hai,
Lekin Agar Ladkiya bigad jayeTo wo Amir bann jati hai.

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Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do – Funny Shayari
Posted in Filmy Shayari, Funny Shayari, Sharabi Shayari and tagged Devdas, paro on March 18, 2013
Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do

Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do

Devdas Ne Kaha Duniya Chhod Do

Appko Kisne Kaha Humse Baat Karna Naa Chhod Do

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Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho
Posted in Funny Shayari on February 28, 2013
Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,
fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

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Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro
Posted in Funny Shayari, Hindi Jokes on February 28, 2013
Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro
Waah
Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paar

Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro

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Acp pradyuman ne kaha
Posted in Funny Shayari, Hindi Jokes on February 28, 2013
dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet……

Acp pradyuman ne kaha ‘ kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet

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Daya Pata Lagao
Posted in Funny Shayari, Hindi Jokes on February 28, 2013
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah….
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai.

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C.I.D. returns Jokes
Posted in Funny Shayari, Hindi Jokes, Jokes on February 28, 2013
C.I.D. returns Jokes
Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha
Na din ko chain tha
na raat ko chain tha

Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha.

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Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi
Posted in Funny Shayari on February 28, 2013
Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.
e-dosto
Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..
Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

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Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai
Posted in Funny Shayari on February 28, 2013
Arz Kia Hai:
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Bhai Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Zara si tawajja plz

Bhai petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Kya irshaad farmaya hai,

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Marathi Funny Sms Biography

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Mazi ek frnd aahe ti tuzya badal vicharat hoti
mi tila tuza no. Dila aahe

tiche nav aahe SMILE
I think ti aali asel na?
I Like SMS - Like: 1911 - SMS Length: 124
Tags: Marathi Sms -
Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
jivna madhe kadhi konavar khar prem karayach nasat.
karan khar prem kel tar premaadhe jar ka dhoka milala ki khup vaiet vatat .
I Like SMS - Like: 1069 - SMS Length: 128
Tags: Marathi Sms -
Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
jivna madhe kadhi konavar khar prem karayach nasat. karan khar prem kel tar premaadhe jar ka dhoka milala ki khup vaiet vatat .
I Like SMS - Like: 729 - SMS Length: 129
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
"G1 he vahatya panya sarkhe aahe.tya sarkhe vahun n jata sagara til lattan sarkhe punha punha jomane usala".'ya tun ek kalate ki manus hi usalto
ani sagara til kharya panya sarkhi olakh nirman kar to'.-creatergrin.pngeepak
I Like SMS - Like: 746 - SMS Length: 220
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
"yaad" kisi ko karo ye baat nahi jatane ki, dill par chot dena aadat hai zamane ki.hum aapko yaad bilkul nahi karte, kyun ki yaad karna nisani hai bhool jane ki.
I Like SMS - Like: 759 - SMS Length: 161
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Jivanat Kadhi Konala Kami Samju Naka, Karan Ek Lahanishi Mungi Tumchya Gandila Chau Shakte, Pan Tumhi Chau Shakat Nahi.!
I Like SMS - Like: 803 - SMS Length: 120
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Pavitra he maze prem artha vegla kadu nakos, uthta basta athvan yete ti hiraun gheu nakos ,uttar mazla deshil ka ASMITA tu mazyashi maitri thevsil ka..
I Like SMS - Like: 607 - SMS Length: 154
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Ayushya samudra ahe,hruday kinara ahe, mitra mhanje lata ahe, samudrat kit&#299 lata ahet tyala mahatva nahi,kinaryala kiti sparsh kartat te mahatvache ahe.

I Like SMS - Like: 625 - SMS Length: 164
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Prem kele manapasun pan kadhich tila te samajale nahi,sukhi thev deva tu tila, tiche dukh pan mala baghvat nahi.
I Like SMS - Like: 668 - SMS Length: 115
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
tu boltana mi pahat basto tu hastana mi pahat basto .. khare tar tuze samorche dat kase kidlet yachach mi vichar karto.

I Like SMS - Like: 724 - SMS Length: 124
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Gulabi gulabache hirvegar deth,gulabi gulabache hirvegar deth,kai ga (preysiche naav)ghetes ka mag mazi mandirachya mage bhet,karan tech gulab dyaychey tula pahilya premachi pahli bhet.
I Like SMS - Like: 426 - SMS Length: 188
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Tuzya premachya lahre mazya manee sathu laglya dolya rupe dhagatun pavsapramane vahu laglya.

I Like SMS - Like: 371 - SMS Length: 97
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Ek naata je kadhi hasavata, kadhi radavata, kadhi ugach manatlya manat hasta,jyat nasto durava,nasto rusva-fugva, nasto raag dvesh,aste te faqt prem, apulki,maya,adar ani aste sath,sukh-dukhachi, te naat mhanje "maitrich"
I Like SMS - Like: 461 - SMS Length: 232
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Prem kay aste mala kalat nahi ,premacha vistar mi karu shakat nahi,mala fakt ek mahit aahe,tila pahilyashivay mala karmat nahi.. frown.png
I Like SMS - Like: 469 - SMS Length: 135
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Sawli Re Sawli pimpalachi sawli, sawli re sawli pimpalachi sawli, ani tyach pimpalachya zada khali Ashwini Kissing kartana ghawli.
I Like SMS - Like: 415 - SMS Length: 133
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Prem mhanje prem aast
Tumch anee amch same aast
Kahi minitancha te -game- aast

I Like SMS - Like: 367 - SMS Length: 88
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
hathi ani goda yachya madhe kay fark ahe

nahi mahit

hathi cha vapar sarckashit hoto
ani godyacha vapar konala hi goda lavayala hoto samjal ka
I Like SMS - Like: 377 - SMS Length: 151
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Prem he hot nasta prm he karav lagta appla asa kônich nasta aaplasa karav lagta, ekda tari swatahun vadlat zokayacha asta nahich hati ala tar tyach vadlat mansôkt marayla shikaycha asta,mhanunach prem he hot nasta prem he karav lagta,aaplasa karav lagta..

I Like SMS - Like: 370 - SMS Length: 270
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Najar maze najar tuze hredya she melu de.. Premache bandh maze tuzya bhavne she julu de..
I Like SMS - Like: 371 - SMS Length: 92
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Admin Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Manus ha zadasarakha aahe to sukhasukhi vathat nahi to olava shodhat rahato tyach kharach prem asat jivanavar
mag te kitihi bhayankar aso
karan mrutyunantarchya andharat kuthalihi chandani chamakat nahi he to manoman janato.
I Like SMS - Like: 373 - SMS Length: 230
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Dole pusayla kunitari asel tar rusayla bara watte,eknare kunitari asel tar manatla bolayla bare watte,kautuk karnare kunitari asel tar thakeparyant rabayla bare watte,najar kadhnare kunitari asel tar natayla bare watte,ashel lavnar kun&#271tari asel tar waat baghayla bare watte.aplyasathi marnar kunitari asel tar mareparyant jagayla bare watte..

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Funny Question Sms Biography

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Q n A SMS Intresting SMS
Funny Q And Sms, Q & A Sms, Question & Answer Sms, Intresting Sms
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Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do..
"LENZATE"
Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai.
Its challange 4 u.
Ye naam kam se kam din mai 5 dafa ap lety honge
Reply quickly.
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1) Kis MuLQ main NanGay Paoen ChalneY per SaZa Di JaTii Hai ?
2) Darya-e-Neel Kis Mulk Main Hai ?
3) Wazir-e-Load Sheading Ka Naam Kia Hai ?

Try Must...!!
And Reply Must..!!
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*CHALLENGE*
If u love some 1
then Arrange these letters in 4 WORDS

"EUSOMYMOSID"

I m waiting for ur answer

Answer By HumAyuN

Do you miss me
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Ager apko meri "Ammi" ko meri "Shikayat" Laganey ka MOQA miley to App Meri

Konsi "Shikayat" Lagaoe Gaye..?

Send this to your Friends..
And find interesting facts about you Pesonality..
But Reply Me 1st..
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Lets see ho much you Know about my Self..!!

Q # 1) My Birthday?
Q # 2) What word i say most?
Q # 3) I Love?
Q # 4) My Bad Habits?
Q # 5) My Quality that attracts you?
Q # 6) Best Part of my Face?
Q # 7) My Best Friends?

Reply me..
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Face Test:
Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-
a) Silence?
b) Innocence?
c) Proud?
d) Softness?
Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?
a) Eyes?
b) Smile?
c) Lips?
d) Hair?
Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-
a) Cute?
b) Smart?
c) Attitude?
d) Intelligent?
Reply Must if you are my Friend..?
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Fill it For me..

Colour For Me:- ?

Nick for me:- ?

Dress for me:- ?

Flower for me:- ?

Advice for me:- ?

Song for me:- ?

Tittel for me:- ?

Gift for me:- ?

Reply Must..
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Wo kon sa badsha ha jo apne maa
k pet me 3 sal tak rha
or jub wo peda howa to us
k 32 k 32 dant nekal chuke the ?
It's my chelenge 4 u ,
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Reply of Miss Karachi Smsz..
Correct Answers..:-)
You are Genious Miss Karachi..:-)
Best of Luck..
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Reply of Najam's msg

9+7 = ?

Ans: 144 :)
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Reply of Najam's Msg !

Rewrite these words in a proper oder..

1. Apricot
2. Lotus
3. Taj Mahal
4. Stool
5. Mercury
6. Pumpkin
7. Barisster
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It is a challenge for you,
Rewrite these words in a proper oder..
1/ Ctorpai (A Fruit)
2/ Suolt (A Flower)
3/ Jahatalm (Historical Place)
4/ Losot (Furniture item)
5/ Rceurym (An Element)
6/ pkpmiun (A Vegetable)
7/ Srriratbe (A Proffesion)

Take your time And Reply Must..
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A Questin for A Genious Like you..
If
2+3=10
7+2=63
6+5=66
8+4=96
then
9+7=?
Reply with in 5 Min if you are a Genious..
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(Bye) Is A Little Wrd That Causes S0 Much Pain ..

The Pers0n U h0Ld N0w Might Nvr Meet U Again!

S0 Nvr Say (Bye)
Alwayz Se ..
(Meet U Again)
0r
(C U S00n)

Send It 2 Th0se Wh0m U Nvr Want 2 Say (Bye) In Ur Life ..
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Questions
Kon Sa Mosam Dil Ko Bahta Ha ?
Ans:
Apni Achi Aur Buri Aadat Batye ?
Ans:
Koi Film Jo Bar Bar Dekhi Ho ?
Ans:
Zindgi K Kin Dino Ma Wapis Jana Chahte Ho ?
Ans:
Subha Ka Aghaz Kis Tarah Karte Ho ?
Ans:
Zindagi Kub Buri Lagti Ha ?
Ans:
Kabi Najomi Ko Hath Dikhaya ?
Ans:
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18, Apr 2009

Challenge..!!

Wo konsa Mulk hai Jahan 12 Maheeney Tak Barsat hoti hai?

Reply is Must..
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Today is Under Wear Day :-)

Tell me which colour of under-wear you are wearing today?

No Reply means you are not wearning it..
SO reply Fast..

Send it to you friends and see that who many friends are not wearing it..:-)
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Describe me 1 word using the 1st letter of your name..?
Reply Quickly..
I am Waiting..
Hurry uP..
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Challenge of da day For you..
1/ Sandooq
2/ Bandooq
3/ ???????
Teesri kisi bhi aise cheez ka naam batain jis ke last main dooq aie..!!
Reply is MuSt...!!
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"If you make a list of your friends,
Which Position Will you give me?"
.
Top 1
Top 2
Top 3
Top 4
Top 5

Reply I am Waiting..
Send it to your friends to know your Position...
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The first SMS message[8] was sent over the Vodafone GSM network in the

United Kingdom on 3 December 1992, from Neil Papworth of Sema Group (now

Airwide Solutions) using a personal computer to Richard Jarvis of Vodafone

using an Orbitel 901 handset.
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If Someone Purposes You..

And You Dont Love Him/Her,

Hw Wud You Deny Him/Her Without Breaking Heart??
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It,S A Challnge 4 U

Phansi Ka Time Fajar K Bad Aur Soraj Niklne Se Pehle Kyu Fix Kiya Gya Hai?

Kisi Aur Time Pe Phansi Kyu Ni Dete Hn?
Reply With Solid Reason
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Correction Day

Tell Me 1 Bad Thing
That You Have Found
In Me & You Want Me
To Correct?
This Would Help Me To
Improve Myself This Year

Reply Is Must &
be Honest
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Every Person Has A
Special Quality Which
Attract Other People.
So In Your
Point Of View, What
Is My Attractive
Quality ... !!!
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Answers me be Honestly'
1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam?
Ans.

2: Apko preshan daikh kr kon ziada preshan hota hy?
Ans.

3: Apka ideal?
Ans.

4: Ap k 5 4nds k naam?
Ans.

5: Apke dushman ka naam?
Ans.

6: I m ur?
Ans.

7: U r my?
Ans.
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Here Gr8 Challenge!
Tll me your any newly maried realative(Male).. i will tll his wife name...
its working jst try it
Jst send your male realative name at 03009495962... i will tll u his wife

name
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When You 1st Talked
To Me
You Thought
I Was _____ ?
&
Now I'm ______ ?

1.Naughty
2.innocent
3.smart
4.cute
5.dumb
6.loser
7.sober
8.lovable
9.proud
10.rude

Reply Must
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A - Roses
B - Tension
C - Understanding
D - Heart
E - Romance
F - Fight
G - Care
H - Money
I - Respect
J - Nothing
K - Freedom
L - Kids
M - Suche Mhbt
N - Satsfaction
O - Posesivens
P - Friendship
Q - Gifts
R - Chocolates
S - Lots of Love (Gud Luck)
T - Pain
U - Happiness
V - Rudeness
W - Kisses
X - Tears
Y - Attitude
Z - Forever Love
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A
B
C
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Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo, to pata chale ga k sub se pehle ap ko

apne life partner say kia mile ga

Reply me....
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Question :-

Koi b function ho ya daily ki routine ho girls aik sath aik room main dress

change kr leti hain..

Mgr

Boys aik dosre k samne dress kabi change nai krte..

WHY....??

Kia koi is ka answer de sakta hai...??

Forward to get interting ans But reply me first ;->
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The Gossip Game!

Send Me The Fourth Message In Ur Inbox

No Matter Wat It Says.

No Cheating! Then Forward This To Ppl

& See How Many Weird Messages You Get.
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Wo Konsi 3 Cheezain Hain

Jinhain Hamesha Soch

Samjh Kr Uthana Chahiye

Reply Must.
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"Wat Wud B Ur Reaction

If U Caught Ur Lover Dating

Wid Ur Best Frnd?"

Forwrd It 2 Ur Frndz N
Get Funny Replyzz
Bt Reply Me 1st.
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describe me in one word using the first letter of ur name.

this is fun send to every1 u know and see what they say replay me 1st i m

waiting!
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GIVE ME A TITLE!!
-winner of heart
-inner beauty
-source of smile
-rude dude
-beautyful soul
-humerous
-sensitive
-ready to fight
-miss attitude
please replay b honest
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Q.Agar Ap Se wo insan " I LOVE U"Kahe jise se ap pyar nahi karte

to kis tarha aap usay kahoge k me tmse pyar nahi karta aur uska dil bhi na

tutay.
reply must
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Suppose
I m a
"B O O K"

Give Me "Title Name"
According To My
Personality

Send It To Ur Frndz
n
Get Interesting
Titlez ...
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Complete The Sentence

Life Is So BORING Without...........?

First Reply To Me Then

Send It To Other People

N Get Exciting Answers..!
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Urdu Funny Sms Funny SmS in English for Girlfriend for Friendship 2014 for Boyfriends Latest urdu Images PIcs

Urdu Funny Sms Biography

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Bhikhari ne Awaaz

Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p

Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega..:p:p

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

Full form of Girl

October 13th, 2013 Category Abbreviation SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu)
Full form of Girl
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G :Gappo mai sab se agey
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I : Innocent sirf shakal se
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R : Rone ki automatic
machine
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L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true

I’m Not Sad For Being Single

I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..

“Bechaarii”

Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi

Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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.jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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.wot d hell is dis
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.u dnt hv invortor…:p:p

Aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai

Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k
thak
gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra
pasand nahi aaya..
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Aurat:” Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi
lene
aayi thi…:P:P

SHADI SE PEHLE

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P

Shadi se phele Ka PYAR

Shadi se phele Ka
PYAR:
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“Janu Tum Nahi
To Main Nahi
OR
Main Nahi
To Tum NAhi”
AUR
Shadi K Bad Ka
Pyar:
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“KAMINI”
Aaj Tu Nahi
YA Main Nahi….:P:P

Husband: may tang agaya hun

Husband: may tang agaya hun
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Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
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Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
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Wife:
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hamara duppata..:P:P

1 yehi baat mujhy chain

1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??

Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye

Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P

Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu

1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To
Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta

2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi..:P:P

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Pizza Hunt: yes sir

Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo

Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba… :P:P

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:”aap dance
karogi..:))
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Ladki sharma k boli:”yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi..??
Girl Shocked- Boy Rocked

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