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Mai Sabit Kr Sakta Hu
Apko English Smjh Nhi Ati
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Up
Bs Sabit Ho gaya ki Apko Up
Ka Matlab Nhi Malum
Vrna Ap Neeche Nhi Ate

Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata
Ki Kya Kre?
Kharab Kamwali Mile
To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta Hai,
Agr Achi Mile To
Pati Kaam Kr Jata Hai..

Ek Din sardar ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur socha......
Bahut socha.....
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Kya Socha...
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Kash ye meri maa hoti to mai bhi itna sunder hota

Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat rha hai ...

Jerry : Chinta mat kr yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gya hai, recharge krwane aya hoga...

Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ?

Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez

reply fast.....
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Ye msg mujhe kb karoge kanjus diwali ane wali hai...

hjb khd sk kuju dw8 9434 3hnr f bk ubs iuy w bd hic bku77 b bgd yi

Ghoor kya rahe ho message ka accident ho gaya hai

jaldi se kuch paise bhejo ilaaz karana hai !

TOM jalebi bech raha tha magr keh raha tha "alu lelo alu !
Jerry Bola, pr yaar yeh to jalebi hai....
TOM, chup sale warna makhiya aa jayengi....

Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Chintu Ladki pe ja gira,
Ladki boli - Battmeez kya kr rhe ho ?
Chintu Bola: ji punjab university se B.Com Kr rha hu..

Tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan,
tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan

wah wah

kya is baar duniya ko bacha payega shaktimaan..?

Sar jhukta hai sharm me,sar jhukta hai khane me,sar jhukta hai likhne me, aur sar jhukta hai mere SMS padhne me,"PADHO SAR JHUKAKE".

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

tinku: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyu Kehte Hai?

chinku: Kyuki Jail Mai Khane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arrange
marriage” It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang
himself” or “shoot himself”.

Dub Maro Nikamo
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/L L\_/)(\
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi..................................new funny sms

Hme To Apno Ne Luta.
Gairo Mai Kahan Dam Tha !
Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko To Choro..
Rat mai ‘Lotay Mai Pani’ Kam Tha

Golden Words
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Gold K The Na.
Chori Ho Gye.
(“,)
<))>
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Dil se apka khyal jata nhi,
Apk siwa koi yaad ata nhi,
Hasrat hai roz apko dekhu,
Pr kambakt woh mdari apko roz lata nhi........................new funny sms

Wats D Diff Between
Gandi, Shraad & Lalu?
Gandi-Didnt Know Wats Lie
Shraad Doesnt Know Wats Truth
&
Lalu Doesnt Know D Difference

Sms krenge tmhe bhari bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hme badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi sms kro,
Kyoki hme psand nhi sms ki udhari!!!!!!

TEACHER: kal school kyo nhi aye tm?
STUDENT: mujhe bird flu hogya tha
TEACHER: kya?? ye to murge ki bemari hai
STUDENT: ap ne mujhe insan kb chora hai ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho

Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nhi hota?
Tango ke bech ek laat maro.
Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai.........................................new funny sms

Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai,
Tute khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tmhari yaad aise waqt bohat ati hai,
Bandr jb koi aas-pas hota hai..

Ek srvey se ye bat sabit hue hai k larke ladkiyo se zyada naik hai,
Report k mutabiq jb koi ladka kisi ladki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se forn ye alfaz nikalta hai
(WAH KYA)
(KHUBSURATI HAI)
Kitni pyari ladki hai
jb k koi ladki kisi ladke ko dekhti hai to kehti hai
“Kmina jb dekho ghurta rehta hai”

Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai,
Hmne uski doli sjai hai,
Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!

Imagine life without Girls.…
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All theater silent,
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The police at rest.
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Mobile companies in loss.
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Gift shop in loss &
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All boys were university TOPPER…

Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as ‘GOD’
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed

Boy to Gym Coach-
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days
Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach- Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym :D

Girl to a tattoo artist-
How much do u charge 4 tattooing an animal jst above my knee..?
Artist 100 for tiger, rabit lion….
but girraffe is free..!!

Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..??
Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind….
Ha ha ha

Duniya me 2 tarha ke log hote hai
Smart
Lovely
Smart: Wo hai jisne Apko ye msg send kiya hai.
Aur
Lovely: Wo hai jiska Aap msg padh
rahen ha

Rangeen ho tum Rango se zyada,
Mehkte ho tum Phulo se zyada,
Smart ho tum Mujhse zyada Agar ye sochte ho tum to.
‘Bewkoof ‘ ho tum had se zyada

CHIPKALI ko ubaal kr dhoop me sukha kr chips jaisa Crunchi hone k baad Ketchup uper daal kr khaya jaye to… . . suna hai… ULTI aa jati hai

Aaj ka upadesh: . Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . toh . . Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi hai

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!

shq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya!

Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
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