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Hasana Una Di Aadat Si.
Asi Galat Andaja Laa Bathie
Oh Hasde Hasde Chale Gaye
Asi Apna Aap Gawa Bathie.
I Like SMS - Like: 689 - SMS Length: 106
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PanchalAshok Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Tainu ta moh leya gaira ne asi hor kite nae dull skde , sadi v ek majboori a , tera pyar kade nae bhul skde.......
I Like SMS - Like: 1175 - SMS Length: 114
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Ankush Ganotra Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Ehna Akhiya vich e Pyar bda,, Tu Akhiya de vich kde takeya hi nahi,,
Is Dil vich e sirf tasvir teri,,
Main apne Dil vich hor kuj rakheya hi nahi '
I Like SMS - Like: 999 - SMS Length: 148
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PanchalAshok Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
“Baby Baby Yes MaMa“
In Punjabi Version:

Kakay Kakay
Haan BayBay
Phuk Lae Cheeny?
Na BaBay

Jhoot Mardaan?
Na BayBay
Khole Bootha
Ha.Ha.Ha
I Like SMS - Like: 777 - SMS Length: 156
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PanchalAshok Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita
I Like SMS - Like: 751 - SMS Length: 164
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PanchalAshok Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin.
I Like SMS - Like: 709 - SMS Length: 158
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PanchalAshok Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
I Like SMS - Like: 668 - SMS Length: 167
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PanchalAshok Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,
Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...
I Like SMS - Like: 561 - SMS Length: 120
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PanchalAshok Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
WHO is SARDAR?

Veeran de veer
yaaran de yaar,
dushman lai talwar,
siran te sohni dastar,
len har bandey di saar,
saabat surt tiyar bar tiyar,
dooron inj laggan jiven challi aave sheran di daar,
aapne Guru nu na bhullde,
Karde har dharam da satkar.
This is SARDAR...
I Like SMS - Like: 615 - SMS Length: 279
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PanchalAshok Posted In Languages Sms2 years ago
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
I Like SMS - Like: 548 - SMS Length: 198
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Why are you late
Posted on May 30, 2011
Principal: Why are you late.. All your class fellows came to class in time..

Student: Group bna kar to kutte ate hain Sir.. Sher to akela ata hai. . . . .

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Student ne Chowkidar se pocha
Posted on May 30, 2011
1 Student ne MBA ka form fill krty hue Chowkidar se pocha: Janab kaisa hai ye College?

Chowkidar: Bohat hi Acha hai maine b yahan se hi MBA kya tha…

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Student ka Haath Dekh ker
Posted on May 28, 2011
Najoumi: student ka Haath Dekh ker Bola:”Beta Tum Bohat Parhogy.”

Student: “Salary, Parh To Main 13 Saal Sy Rha Hoon,Ye Bta Pass Kb Hon ga…?

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Jeetay Hain To Koi Haal
Posted on May 27, 2011
“Jeetay” Hain To Koi “Haal” Tak Nahi Puchhta

“Dost”

“Martay” Hain To Sara Muhallah “BIRYANI” khane ajata hai.
(‘.’)> / ) Lo Batao yar ” /?.

Posted in ASCII SMS, Jokes SMS, Misleading SMS
Maa kiya hai
Posted on May 27, 2011
“MAA”

Maa kiya hai?

MAA ABU ki bivi hai

Har baat mein Emotional na ho jaya karo icon wink Maa kiya hai

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Memon K Betay Ki Roti per
Posted on May 27, 2011
Memon K Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer Gaya.

Son to memon: Ab Main Ye Roti Nahi Khaonga.

Memon: Kha Le Beta,
Choohy Ne Konsi Chappal Pehni Hui Thi icon smile Memon K Betay Ki Roti per

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Pathan In Computer Exam
Posted on May 27, 2011
Pathan In Computer Exam

Examiner
“What is Microsoft Excel?”

Pathan: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer. icon biggrin Pathan In Computer Exam

Posted in Funny SMS, Jokes SMS, Smile SMS
Ek baat karni hai
Posted on May 27, 2011
Call me. Ek baat karni hai.

Mujhe pata tha mere dost sms ka POST MARTAM kar dain ge par call nahi karen ge.

Posted in Funny SMS, Jokes SMS
Married think at day time
Posted on May 26, 2011
Bachelors think dat
Married men r lucky.
Married think dat Bachelors r lucky.
The point is that
Bachelors think at night
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&
Married think at day time.

Posted in Cool SMS, Jokes SMS, Khichdi SMS
Abhi aap ki pyaar krne
Posted on May 13, 2011
“Well C me” = To = www.l ve.com
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Abhi aap ki pyar krne ki umar nai aie..

Please visit..
www.feeder-choosni.com

Importent reserch
Posted on April 12, 2011
Importent reserch!!

Bahir ke dunya k 1 maya naz group nay karachi aur Blochistan k darmeyan sea side men intehai gehraee men 1 reserch ke ,
Aur onhon nay dekha k mukhtalif qism ki fishes gool dairay men chakkar lagatay howay kuch khaas qism ke
Aawaz nakalti hen, onhon nay os Aawaz ko record kr k apnay head office k reserch center men sunna tu wo heran reh ga-ay k fishes B aisa bol sakti hen ?

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Munni badnam hovi darling teray leye ! ,’?/

Ghor say parhnay ka shukriya!!

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No More Tears
Posted on April 11, 2011
I wish every relationship in ur life come with the same tag as Johnson’s baby shampoo…

NO MORE TEARS..

Posted in Jokes SMS
Shadi karna bhi zaroori hai
Posted on April 11, 2011
“Zindagi mein “SHAADI”
karna B zar0ori hai”

Po0cho q?

?

?

?

?

“Kyun k..

“Zindagi may “SUKOON”
hi sab kuch nhi hota

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Raat mujh se star ne kaha
Posted on April 11, 2011
1 Raat mujh sy Star ne kaha

Tum Q us ko sMs krty ho ?
Jo tmhai Miss nhi krty

Maine Star se kaha

Beta apna kam kr
Star ban
Star Plus ki AUNTY na ban-:)(

Posted in Jokes SMS, Smile SMS
Har Larki Ki Shan
Posted on April 10, 2011
Mobile Hy Har Larki Ki Shan,

Call Kar K Larkon Ko Krti Hain Pareshan,

MISS BELL aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain Meri Jan

Tumhari Aawaz Sunny Ko Tarasty Hain Mery Kaan,

12 Boyfriend Bana Kar Banti Hain Pehlwan

Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Heran,

Kehti Hain Larkon Ko Ullu Banana Buhat Hy Aasan,

Hosh Kar Mery Yaar Ankhen Khol K Pehchan

Mat Aa in Larkiyo K Chakkar Mai Ye Sab Hain Shetan

Ab Kisi Larki Ki Call Aaye To Usko Bolna G Baji Jaan…

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Pakistan or India k President
Posted on April 1, 2011
Breaking news!

ICC ki janib se Pakistan or India k President pe match fix krne k ilzam me case kr diya gya hy or match dubara krwane pe ghor.
See the geo news.
Ab to india gaya.
Geo ICC.
Spreed dis msg to all pakistanies.
April Fool….=PpP

Posted in April Fools SMS, Jokes SMS
Tumhari girlfriend Gum Hui
Posted on April 1, 2011
Police:Tumhari girlfriend Gum Hui To Tum ne Police Ko Q Nahi Bataya

Sardar: Q K Jub Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din chala k wapis kya tha. . .

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"This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep, I Don't Know How People Find Time For Study." William Nalaaiq...

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam Kuch Is Tarah… Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay, Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day, Tu Her...

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks But, Jobs r Limited Then More Unemployment More Youth More Suicides More Crime """""SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING""""...

If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words????? Ur Answer Should...

koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza, to...

Newton's Law of Studentology! . "Every Book continues to be in it's State of Rest or covered with Dust, until n unless a...

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt ..... But the silence of a frnd in the examination hall brings tears...

Gham-e-zindagi kia sunaon? Mery paper aa rahe hain... Main khushi kahan se laon Mery paper aa rahe hain.. Tumhen ye gila hy k Mizaj kyun...

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi, zinda dafnay jate hain . . her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain . . koi khol k tu dekhte kafan...

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala...

After Our Exams, Our Books ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song??? Guess......!!! "Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold...

Har Sawal Se Dut Kar Ladna.. Phanikney Me Kami Mat Karna.. Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna.. Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna.. Aage Waley...

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Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy: Aur Mujhe Sab Behnoi Kehte Hain.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Colgate se dant saf krne ka,
Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka,
Babul se fresh krne ka..
Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to..
Bindas HARPIC use krne ka......................latest funny sms in hindi

chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
chinku– Kya hua?
tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”.....................................................latest funny sms in hindi

Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream...
B'coz they want to say...
L-love
A-and
K-kiss
M-me
E-everyday !!!

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently,
they have no service.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Rahul : Maa aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai.
Soniya : Wo kaise ?
Rahul : Aapke har poster me likha hota hai
Soniya ko "BAHUMAT" do...................................latest funny sms in hindi

Arz kiya Hai:

Unki yaad mai hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!

Aur woh itne bewafa aye aur usse naha k chal diye

Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions
Than A Wise Can Answer.

Now We Know Why All Of Us
Are Speechless During The Viva

Psychology of life:
At d beginning of any relationship evry girl treats hr bf as "GOD."
Bt later on somehow d alphabets get reversed.

After drinking:-
Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.

but..

women can do all these without drinking...!

Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi,
Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
vr invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de......................latest funny sms in hindi

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.

In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..

“Maa”
Maa Kya Hai?
Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam,
Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He,
Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K
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Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain

ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq.

Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.

Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To Majburi.

Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.

Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To Majburi.

Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha.
‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’
doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.

SUNDAY means:
S= Sotay Raho
U= Utho Dair Se
N= Nahao Mat
D= Dekho T.V
A= Aram Karo
Y= Yad Kro Sirf Mujie..
So, Enjoy Your Sunday…

boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.

Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!
girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..

Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aj tk kisi ne na kiya ho
Larka : kamini zaleel I love U ,
mujh se shadi kr k mujhe brbad kr de kambakhat…. ;-)

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
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He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant...!!

A dead boy ws takn 2 heaven
God ws shockd 2 c his hrt beatng.
Boy: Only I'm dead bt my gf stil livs in my hrt.
God smild
& d boy ws sent 2
HELL 4 his ovracting.

Hey pls Tell me very frankly, do i look stupid? Dumb? Mad? Nuts? Alien?n Psycho? Plz tell me .. Coz just now sm1 told me tht i look like U!!;) reply.

Jo jete vo sikandr
jo hare vo jail ke andar
jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jhappi
Jo SMS na bheje usko mayawati ki papi
Choice is Urs.

If u care 4 me - I care 4 u
U miss me - I miss u,
U msg me- I msg u
U gussa - I gussa
U 4gt me - Na munna na

I'm different Fir to goliya chalengi

When girl is 18 she's ready 2
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"VOTE"
Kbhi "DESH" k bare me bhi soch Liya Karo......

Bcoz it gives bed bt not sleep
It gives books bt not Mind
It gives luxuries bt not happiness
So
Tranfer it 2 my account......

hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua?
hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua
Hm muqadar ko bevkuf banake din me hi so jate hai.....

When ever "I wanna fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in love wid me"
n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyaar kare....Isnot it?

bago me phul to khilte rahenge, raat me diye bhi jalte rahenge....
bas bhagwan apko khush rakhe, baki pareshan to hum apko krte hi rahenge....

Tomato,
potato,
brinjal,
ginger,
carrot
onion,
garlic,
arey dekh kya rahe ho "VEG sms hai kisi ko bhi bhejo...."

Haryana ka jaat 1 chori te apne pyar ka izhaar krne gaya...
Jaat - I luv U
Chori - Thappad marun key?
Jaat- phir ghusand na khavegi....

chinku: Yaar Dr. ne mujhe se kaha hai ki mujhe AIDS hai. yeh AIDS kya hota hai?
pinku :
A?Ab
I? Is
D? Duniya se
S? Sat shriya kaal

Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle,
uska har panna tumse khud puche
beta tabiyet to thik hai na?
aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....

U r d one who is charming
U r d 1 who is Intelligent
U r d 1 who is CUTE
and I am d one who is spreading these rumours...

chinku & minku sath me kahi ja rahe the
1 ladki pass se nikli
chinku: Wah yaar kya maal hai
minku: Are yaar maal se yaad aya, bhabhi kaisi hai?

Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai?
Sardar utha
Teacher: shabash bete batao
Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..

Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai....
tumhare pass kya hai.....?
Smart answer:
mere pass
"Aur bhi kaam hain"....

D best line wich helps 2 save money when going on dinner with girlfrnd-
"Bol kya khayegi Moti.....

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FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; “an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls”; “an amusing fellow”; “a comic hat”; “a comical look of surprise”; “funny stories that made everybody laugh”; “a very funny writer”; “it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much”; “a mirthful experience”; “risible courtroom antics”
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term “SMS” is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.

TONES
n.
1. Music
a. A sound of distinct pitch, quality, and duration; a note.
b. The interval of a major second in the diatonic scale; a whole step.
c. A recitational melody in a Gregorian chant.
2.
a. The quality or character of sound.
b. The characteristic quality or timbre of a particular instrument or voice.
3.
a. The pitch of a word used to determine its meaning or to distinguish differences in meaning.
b. The particular or relative pitch of a word, phrase, or sentence.
4. Manner of expression in speech or writing: took an angry tone with the reporters.
5. A general quality, effect, or atmosphere: a room with an elegant tone.
6.
a. A color or shade of color: light tones of blue.
b. Quality of color: The green wallpaper had a particularly somber tone.
7. The general effect in painting of light, color, and shade.
8. Physiology
a. The normal state of elastic tension or partial contraction in resting muscles.
b. Normal firmness of a tissue or an organ.
v. toned, ton·ing, tones
v.tr.
1. To give a particular tone or inflection to.
2. To soften or change the color of (a painting or photographic negative, for example).
3. To sound monotonously; intone.
4. To make firmer or stronger. Often used with up: exercises that tone up the body.
v.intr.
1. To assume a particular color quality.
2. To harmonize in color.
Phrasal Verb:
tone down
To make less vivid, harsh, or violent; moderate.

DOWNLOAD
“Upload” and “Download” redirect here. For other uses, see Upload (disambiguation) and Download (disambiguation).
In computer networks, to download means to receive data to a local system from a remote system, or to initiate such a data transfer. Examples of a remote system from which a download might be performed include a web server, FTP server, email server, or other similar systems.
A download can mean either any file that is offered for downloading or that has been downloaded, or the process of receiving such a file.
It has become more common to mistake and confuse the meaning of downloading and installing or simply combine them incorrectly together.
The inverse operation, uploading, can refer to the sending of data from a local system to a remote system such as a server or another client with the intent that the remote system should store a copy of the data being transferred, or the initiation of such a process. The words first came into popular usage among computer users with the increased popularity of bulletin board systems (BBS), facilitated by the widespread distribution and implementation of dial-up internet access in the 1970s.
The use of the terms uploading and downloading often imply that the data sent or received is to be stored permanently, or at least stored more than temporarily. In contrast, the term downloading is distinguished from the related concept of streaming, which indicates the receiving of data that is used near immediately as it is received, while the transmission is still in progress and which may not be stored long-term, whereas in a process described using the term downloading, this would imply that the data is only usable when it has been received in its entirety. Increasingly, websites that offer streaming media or media displayed in-browser, such as YouTube, and which place restrictions on the ability of users to save these materials to their computers after they have been received, say that downloading is not permitted. In this context, download implies specifically “receive and save” instead of simply “receive”. However, it is also important to note that downloading is not the same as “transferring” (i.e., sending/receiving data between two storage devices would be a transferral of data, but receiving data from the Internet would be considered a download).
Applied to local transfers (sending data from one local system to another local system), it is often difficult to decide if it is an upload or download, as both source and destination are in the local the term download to refer to any data transfer, the term sideload is sometimes being used to cover all local-to-local transfers to end this confusion.
When there is a transfer of data from a remote system to another remote system, the process is called “remote uploading”. This is used by some online file hosting services.
Remote uploading is also used in situations where the computers that need to share data are located on a distant high-speed LAN, and the remote control is being performed using a comparatively slow dial-up modem connection.
For example:
The user remotely accesses a file hosting service at MyRemoteHost.
The user finds a public file at PublicRemoteHost and wants to keep a copy in their MyRemoteHost.
To have it done they “remote upload” the file from PublicRemoteHost to MyRemoteHost.
None of the hosts are located on the user's local network.
Without remote uploading functionality, the user would be required to download the file first to their local host and then upload it to the remote file hosting server.
Where the connection to the remote computers is via a dial-up connection, the transfer time required to download locally and then upload again could increase from seconds to hours or days.

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